Sunday, October 28, 2007

Why The Woodpecker Shouldn't Be On Board!!


I received this funny email some time ago. And I'd like to share this with all you my wonderful fellow bloggers, readers and friends...

Everything you need to know about life, learn from Noah's Ark!
  1. Don't miss the boat.
  2. Remember that we are all in the same boat.
  3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
  4. Stay fit! When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
  5. Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.
  6. Build your future on high ground.
  7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs!
  8. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
  9. When you're stressed, float for a while.
  10. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
  11. No matter the storm, when you are with God; there's always a rainbow waiting:)
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12 comments:

  1. I knew them woodpeckers were no good critters ... LOL! That was hilarious ... hehehe ... What about termites? Did Noah take those pesky wood eaters too? LOL!

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  2. Hey MD! I bet those termites sneaked in without Noah's knowledge! LOL

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  3. Hee hee...funny but inspiring. Love it!! Thanks for sharing, Nessa. :)

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  4. Nessa nice post! something worth to ponder :)

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  5. hey there,
    i bloghop here. i like quote 11. there's always hope in God. i truly believe it.

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  6. Hahaha, I like number 4, it's hilarious XD

    Stay fit! When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

    I discovered your blog from Anything Goes, and you have a great site too.

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  7. Hey Limadang! Long time no see... must be busy kan:)

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  8. Hello Shern's Mom! Welcome to Mumblings:)

    Yes, that's true. It's the same for all faiths. Hope to see you around more often.

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  9. Andy J - I'm glad you found it funny:D Thanks for the compliment. Do drop by again.

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  10. Black Mamba - Thanks for the wishes:) Take care and have a great week!

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