Tuesday, March 18, 2008

The Teeth Swallower!

This is a true story... and outrageously funny!!
Kisahnya lucu, tetapi membawa pengajaran. Seorang Mat Rempit tertelan dua gigi palsu teman wanitanya ketika asyik bercumbu di sebuah pondok di ladang sawit di Felda Gugusan Palong, dekat Bahau, di sini.
Taken from myMetro

Translation : A funny story, with a lesson to be learned. A 'Mat Rempit' (hellrider) swallowed 2 false teeth belonging to his girlfriend while making out in a shed in an oil palm plantation at Felda Gugusan Palong, near Bahau.

The guy took some medication to help him 'expel' the false teeth from 'you know where' and he had the guts to return them to his girlfriend... eeewwww!! The girl threw the false teeth away in disgust. Well, what did he expect??!!

So, the moral of the story is... get a very good dentist to fasten your dentures. You'll never know what might happen... LOL!

24 comments:

  1. Moral of the story is, take out your false teeth before every make out session! haha.. This is funny Nessa...

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  2. LMAO! And he actually gave it back to her after ... urrmmm ... relieving himself? eeeewwwwww, if I was the girl, I'd have taken the tooth and shoved it up his you know where ... LOL!

    Absolutely hilarious Nessa :D

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  3. ewwwwwwwwwww....bida eh!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! eeeeee..sia geli ..imagine the lelaki cakap, nah sayang,ini gigi sayang..sorry yer,ade coklat sikit kat tepi tepi tu dan maaf yer sebab bau tu tak boleh hilang la..

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  4. YUCKKK!!! ISYHH!!! Gali sya ohhh!!! Sot betul ni!!! Quite embarrassing and disgusting!!! But I have a good laugh HA HA HA...

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  5. Astaga...dia kasi balik?? if i am that girlfriend, trus sia kasi dia one look and said, 'Budus ko!'

    Hahaha..apalah...

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  6. LOL! I think the worst part of it all is making out in a shed in an oil palm plantation at Felda Gugusan Palon ha ha ha!!!

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  7. Hi Nessa! That story is totally yucky! Is it really true? Did they break up afterwards? :)

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  8. LOL!!!!! This reminds me of a friend of mine who almost choked to death from his gf's false teeth. (They were also making out)

    HAHAHAHAHHA!

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  9. Syura - Ah, yes! Yours is definitely better :)

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  10. Nick - This guy is way too insensitive. Should have brought the girl to the dentist instead! LOL

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  11. Emelda - Hahaha! Adui, sakit perut sia! Gilaaaa... hehehe

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  12. Crystal - Ya bah, bikin gali kan. Adakah patut dia kasi balik??!!

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  13. Carol - Kena 'pang' 10 kali suda sana muka dia kalau sia la tu pompuan :D

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  14. Marzie - Yeah, of all places! Maybe it was secluded :)

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  15. Hi Jenny :) Welcome to Mumblings!

    Yeah, yucky indeed. I suppose it's true... it was published in the papers :) I have no idea what happened afterwards. I would have broken up with the guy if I was the girl!

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  16. Cindy - Eh, for real? Wah, nasib baik inda tertelan kan... nanti masuk papers! Jadi famous for the wrong reasons... Hahaha

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  17. Haizum - Kuyaaaaakkk!!! Lama inda dengar this word :)

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  18. Hazel - So am I. I can't stand that 'drilling' sound.

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  19. hahaha...hi Nessa! If she really loved him, she would have said thanks and glued them back in...lol!

    I think this is my first visit here, your blog is very pretty:)

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  20. ROFL.. mati la sakit perut sa ketawa suda ni... palui butul lelaki tu tau. ahahahaha

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  21. Hi Bobby! Welcome to Mumblings :) I would have thrown it too even if I really loved the guy. There are certain things women can't accept! LOL

    Thanks for dropping by!

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  22. Quirin - Tu la kan... adaka patut di kasi balik?? Tara otak punya :D

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